Excerpt from a personal essay, in a book I just finished:
“H (my partner) and I never discuss what goes on in the bathroom. I have no evidence he’s ever done anything in there but brush his teeth and soak in the tub. He won’t even let me in when he’s peeing.
‘I had that in my mouth ten minutes ago and now it’s a private part?’ ”
-David Sedaris, Calypso