the other day I found out that my uterus is falling out and I have to have it removed
the next morning, my father died
then, I broke out in a horrible rash that I finally got looked at today because I haven’t been able to sleep due to outrageous itching in my lady-parts
you know how it is almost orgasm-inducing to finally give in and scratch a really bad itch that you know you shouldn’t mess with but when you cave, your eyes roll back in your head and you can barely breathe because it feels so good…try that on your clitoris
it’s practically indecent
so the itch is due to an infection due to the cream that the ob-gyn used when she examined my faulty bits down there
but, while today’s doctor was inspecting the hinterlands she glanced at my thigh and said, honey, you’ve got shingles
I lost it; all snot and tears and woe is me
she said, I’d hug you but I’m pregnant and you’ve got shingles so actually, I’m going to get as far away from you as possible
mom said, what can we do to help?
I said, shoot me
my brother said, a little too quickly, okay
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Oh jesus, life is not fair. I would hug you too, but I believe I am a couple thousand miles away…..
Love you Kathy!!
Ugh, so sorry. It sounds like you are going through the wringer these past two years. Head up and just deal for a while. My uterus is mildly falling out as well, but I’m putting off having it removed until after menopause – supposedly it’s better if you wait?