So, I do have this thing about people flossing in public.
Personally, I think my thing is totally normal and appropriate and I’m not sure I understand how there could be any other perspective, but apparently there is, as was proven today in the cafe.
But before I get there, let’s just take a quick look why I dislike watching people fling food bits out of their mouth across the room with a shredded thread.
It’s gross.
Enough said.
So today, I actually had to ask a customer to stop flossing while standing over a table talking to someone who was eating IN A RESTAURANT.
What could possibly be okay about that?
I hesitated to say something, but then I thought, “Food is being flicked onto someone’s panini.”
But the most astounding part…
He actually asked me what was wrong with it?
Dear god, help humanity.
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